Customer Reviews

• Date Added: Tuesday 20 December, 2005 [Rated of 5 Stars!] by Syncubus
  

  This stuff is by far the slickest lube I've ever used and lasts forever! A little goes a really long way. It's quite runny out of the tube, though, so if you're going to slop it all over the place, don't do it over your plastic chair mat. You'll bust your ass in the morning and spill coffee everywhere (it doesn't dry, see?). I imagine you could lubricate golf balls and simply throw them in someone's virgin ass from across the room (assuming you had good aim and didn't wack them in the back of the head leaving little greasy golf-ball-sized dots in their hair or ping a nut and make them flinch). It's really that slick!

• Date Added: Friday 08 July, 2005 [Rated of 5 Stars!] by spongerob
  

  this shit is slick. with it, you can stick something the size of a watermelon into a hole the size of a lemon. no, I'm not into fruit. it was an analogy. cripes. great for sex or wacking. tried it anally and had mixed results. creams and jellies work better in the bunger. it's silicone based so it's hard to wash off, but you won't really be worried about that when you see how slippery it is.